Cellar Door

Sara found a gun under the floor. That's where it all started to go wrong.

"READ THIS BOOK IMMEDIATELY!!!"

"He can go from hysterically funny to deeply poignant in a few words"

"I can officially say, now, that P.A Fenton is one of my new favourite authors"

Zak and Sara discover a hidden room adjoining the cellar of their house. The room contains a large supply of opium resin, four crates of World War Two machine pistols, and a decapitated corpse in a bath-tub. They've both recently lost their jobs and are struggling to pay their bills, so they attempt to profit from their discovery ... just until the economy picks up again, of course.

They're not the only ones interested in what else is under the floor of the house in this black comedy.